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Holly's SpaceStigmatize the asinine 2009. rah, rah, rah! clarityClarity by
Holly Sanders
In times uncertain, realizations reveal Defects exposed, once hidden with affect or charm. Apparent, amoral mindsets hurt and take, No excuses do they attempt to make. While clarity reveals to those that give, The universal language of selfishness and sin, Kept hidden in times of certain, behind false persona and grins
The Ones who care become aggrieved. Ashamed of others aggression and greed, Realizing together, adapting, aware, accepting Lost loves and trust, regret’s surely there When the fog of safe stability lifts, Its comforting stage curtain, In times most uncertain.
You know you are living on the bayou..when you put on makeup so you don.t scare the neighbors when ya'll slaughter and butcher that big soft shell [ or snapping] turtle later .
  correct my child or kick the dog, but don't let me catch your shovel in my garden..
you figure what the kid needs is a new horse and better shotgun to wean her off T.V.
if someone tans on pupose, hydrates or calls shampoo 'product' they made a wrong turn somewhere.
the only real discrimnation is reguarding yankees.
you have no fear of economic collapse because you have a relaoder for shotgun shells and a new tiller.
you always ask how a neighbor is when they are armed and angry late in the evening, in case they're sleep killing.
law enforcement avoids your neighborhood and when do they arrive they are nervous,and not only because 'we take care of our own' is yelled repeatedly.
you know two brothers named Pete and Repeat.
parents in the pick up line at school have gun racks, full of their guns.
your neighbors steal you blind, but leave a detailed list of what they took.
any animal killed during hunting season is shared.
same with fish or crabs.
vegetarians wold starve.
 if you can't stir up a good sauce piquant then you get no respect.
womens lib only applied to baiting your own hook and catching your own cattle.[when they get out.]
you come home and your neighbors are reroofing your house when you had no idea there was a problem.
men hollerthat you have a nice ass when your outside working, and it makes you happy. How To Do the Flu.
“ Dateline: Mother and daughter suffer flu just in time to witness dog in never seen before, ‘humping stage’ of heat. What are the odds???”
After receiving the gift of illness from a snotty, feverish, offspring it is important to dress appropriately for the suffering. I prefer long underwear, night gown, robe and slippers. This fashion combo is versatile and comfy. I wore it two days before I realized that I had the long-john bottoms on backwards. I noted the access crotch, designed for male convenience in the front. If not for my keen eye, I would still be wearing them. You may, in between barfing and coughing, realize that there is nowhere in your home that is comfortable. The most desirable spot has to be shared with a sick kid and a horny dog. Take no prisoners, this is survival. Physically shove the interlopers off couch. If unsuccessful wait until their guard is down. Know if they stay, the probability of you waking up because someone is touching your face on purpose, with their foot, is high. Pick your arguments carefully. Who is sicker is an important one to win. This absolves you from dog- walking duty and may entitle you to beverage service. Be careful outside, in the cold, while walking the dog. Sudden motion can cause dizziness and nausea. The barfing, witnessed by the neighbors, may accidently land on the dog. When friends call and gripe at the answering machine, if you can find the phone, explain their probationary status can be absolved by the gifts of 7-Up and sedatives. They can leave gifts by door and not be infected. After all, the only treatment is rest and fluids.. Holly's Space 's Blog - Windows LiveStigmatize the Asinine.. observing the asinine part 1. Young ignorant females [YIF] are indulgent in many similar behaviors, and entertain cyclical, strange thinking . Grasping the mindset of this particular demographic can be dangerous and nauseating, leave this only to the confused observer. I will try to analyze this thought process by interpreting implied purpose. Judging: therefore maintaining perceived sexual status. Men are gay if one/ any of the behaviors are cited: 1. They bathe instead of shower. 2. They have not forced themselves on YIF. 3. Man does not exhibit extreme, irrational jealousy or violent outbursts. No attempt to control to YIW is sure sign of orientation. 4. Not sexual braggart. 5. Asks for a cup of coffee.
Based on the criteria so far, heterosexual men have aversions to soaking in water, and are violent, controlling, rapists. They cannot resist the YIF, forcing unwanted sexual attacks, bragging/boasting about said incident and never requesting coffee.
to be cont…. HyperinflationSo simple to see the cause/effect relationship in play. So much more at stake in our world today. Wow, instead of of thinking and analysis, I'll just swoon and emote, please pull up my fainting couch...better yet, deny all possibilities and let apathy take control.
Mob mentality is safe, give in to the herd as they rush over the cliff to the valley of perceived promise and protection.
enlighten youself...
Our dollar is only worth the faith we instill in it. After all, it is only paper. Insight about your HOA>>Scary Stuff FYI, my problems have subsided for the moment. When the board found out moves to file a lien on my property without notification were made the new manager backed off. I am sure it is a temporary condition, nonetheless I am enjoying the respite. Social networking Nakedhow much you dare to share
your words,pure thought, insight
fears plain of none to spare
reject, condemn, insult
share open, new beliefs or hope,
ideas
fear least the shame imposed
by pseudo-intellectuals, all clothed
false selves, judgmental souls
free true, object to none,
bear minds and heart disrobed
nearly naked a soul subscribes,
then growth we all derive.
 unite in shame, we dress
naked, our lives progress
fascism in my world..How to lose your home without knowing it in a day!!!
I would like to share my last desperate attempt to save my property by pleading with my hero of past conflicts, Tony Goolsby!!!![applause..] Texas state Rep. for advice and if it is too late for me, changes. hope this New Year finds you well. I hope you remember our communication from several months back, I want to tell you again that I value the guidance and advice you gave me.I thank you for being the sole support I had dealing with Parkwood Creek HOA. In typical fashion, I fear, I am back to plead for assistance again. Dog Whisperer NeededI have spoiled my precious Bunni-Dog. It happened very quickly, seemingly overnight. Now she has tried to take charge of my world and has attained some moderate success. I know I rant about her and post her picture (soon to come : compromising photos of her and the poodle) and I'm sure this is truly tiresome to some. I have my reasons. She is currently plopped in my lap with an orange, spaghetti-stained face, making alternate feet go to sleep. If I put her down, she digs rapidly on my leg and whines at me. I try and ignore her pushy behavior, this results in a very loud bark being directed at me. The bark in turn startles the hell out of me and rather than be traumatized, I concede. I have raised dogs and am appalled at my lack desire to discipline her. Cesar Ramon [ or whatever his name is] would be aghast.
She has the orange face because she is a rather talented coffee table forager. If not for the telling color, you would not have know she ate Sydney's lunch. Her oh-so innocent persona and charm is deceptive.
She now is truly my all-time companion. I feel like that weird aunt you had that always had her dog with her. This is not easy since she favors being toted by yours truly, over her having to walk. She weighs about 13 lbs. and it can feel like 50 pretty damn quick.
Bunni is a "high -maintenance dog". In every conceivable way, grooming, attention needs, mischievous displays of psychotic circle- running, combined with loud, random barking.
Oh and yes, she sleeps with me. If I can't sleep, neither can she. I spoke too soon, she just started snoring, head on desk, loose as a goose.
What really takes the cake is...
I don't think I have ever been happier...
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