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You know you are living on the bayou..when you put on makeup so you don.t scare the neighbors when ya'll slaughter and butcher that big soft shell [ or snapping] turtle later .
  correct my child or kick the dog, but don't let me catch your shovel in my garden..
you figure what the kid needs is a new horse and better shotgun to wean her off T.V.
if someone tans on pupose, hydrates or calls shampoo 'product' they made a wrong turn somewhere.
the only real discrimnation is reguarding yankees.
you have no fear of economic collapse because you have a relaoder for shotgun shells and a new tiller.
you always ask how a neighbor is when they are armed and angry late in the evening, in case they're sleep killing.
law enforcement avoids your neighborhood and when do they arrive they are nervous,and not only because 'we take care of our own' is yelled repeatedly.
you know two brothers named Pete and Repeat.
parents in the pick up line at school have gun racks, full of their guns.
your neighbors steal you blind, but leave a detailed list of what they took.
any animal killed during hunting season is shared.
same with fish or crabs.
vegetarians wold starve.
 if you can't stir up a good sauce piquant then you get no respect.
womens lib only applied to baiting your own hook and catching your own cattle.[when they get out.]
you come home and your neighbors are reroofing your house when you had no idea there was a problem.
men hollerthat you have a nice ass when your outside working, and it makes you happy. Comments (1)
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