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    How To Do the Flu.

     

    Dateline: Mother and daughter suffer flu just in time to witness dog in never seen before, ‘humping stage’ of heat. What are the odds???”

     

    After receiving the gift of illness from a snotty, feverish, offspring it is important to dress appropriately for the suffering. I prefer long underwear, night gown, robe and slippers. This fashion combo is versatile and comfy. I wore it two days before I realized that I had the long-john bottoms on backwards. I noted the access crotch, designed for male convenience in the front. If not for my keen eye, I would still be wearing them.

    You may, in between barfing and coughing, realize that there is nowhere in your home that is comfortable. The most desirable spot has to be shared with a sick kid and a horny dog. Take no prisoners, this is survival. Physically shove the interlopers off couch. If unsuccessful wait until their guard is down. Know if they stay, the probability of you waking up because someone is touching your face on purpose, with their foot, is high.

    Pick your arguments carefully. Who is sicker is an important one to win. This absolves you from dog- walking duty and may entitle you to beverage service.

    Be careful outside, in the cold, while walking the dog. Sudden motion can cause dizziness and nausea. The barfing, witnessed by the neighbors, may accidently land on the dog.

    When friends call and gripe at the answering machine, if you can find the phone, explain their probationary status can be absolved by the gifts of 7-Up and sedatives. They can leave gifts by door and not be infected.

    After all, the only treatment is rest and fluids..Sleepy

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    Brent Berrywrote:
    Well, I'm really behind on this one. While poking around your skydrive (I copied some of your too kewl posters).. I saw some "stuff you find while sick". OOOoooOoOooOhhhhHHh, hot flashes of electricity, eh?
    June 27
    hi holly, i sympathise for ur illness but it has given rise to a wonderful blog! thanks for accepting my invite and thank you for a very enjoyable piece of writing. be lucky, my new friend. phil (CH)
    May 10
    Jayseywrote:
    I hope you're feeling better now--sounds like a rough battle with the flu! Still looking for that play...you've got a lot on here. ;-)
    Mar. 15
    I was going to add that no rich person is going to apply any water solutions to "our problems."

    Unles you are one of them, your future ass is grass for an even older statement on kissed-off butts gone bye bye.

    What do you think they are building and buying for themselves with such utter abandonment of the law, or even without fear of getting caught?

    Not apartments in any city, or any mansions you can see from the air, attack from the ground, or penetrate with any earthmoving tools you can make work even.

    A warship-type boat is only one of the staple they have bought lately in fact, and a chopper of course which many are learning to fly themselves in fact....our own Idaho theiving billionaire CEO's have light planes..two-seaters is about all too and can land on a gravel road easily.

    Good enough for tomorrow's demands I'd think also.

    It will only be then [day after tomorrow] that you kids will wish you had impliments that would cut stone mountains apart like butter.

    But won't of course...love's melodies and soliliquies will lull each dreamy-eyed one into the final sleeps of the mistaken, the misled, and the totally ignorant as your only partner.

    No food to eat either...so hey...?

    "OMG...Whatever shall we eat" will cause many to look down, look for an escape route, and fail on both issues as real education comes as fatality-certain all men know from the the past and present worlds at least.

    And hey again...as long as it's useless, world-consuming pamper kiddies and not us?

    Check out Somallia right now and see how consistent that claim is even today.

    The congo is more representative, but Chicago will be the most fun I'd think for the hungry, angry, and most utterly doomed and recently educated properly indeed.

    But maybe their propaganda appeals to this perverted and most crooked generation far better???

    Like a promise that "by god" they can also steal millions if they will just hang in there and play ball with them?

    "Why shor thing ma'am...work hard and you will get your reward in the end"...maybe even a shot at being fired publicly by the Donald even.

    And this old guy only gave you kiddies the tools to work with. Die or not is my theme for sure.

    The spirit I have, all have a long way to go to get, to match, or even deserve. On obtain..forget it..not one can.

    I could be wrong of course, but only on everything else but the water's real nature and reactions.

    Good thing for some in the future that it never once responded to men's hot air godly bullshitty statements.

    Not god were they?

    Love you,

    David.
    Feb. 16
    Well?

    I sold my four thousand guns, closed my reloading shop and put away my target records and awards in a box, threw away all of my rocket parts and weapon designs for magnetic and microwave items Including a spectacular test item from two years ago and those parts and for what reason?

    To build the cold motor, a transportable electricity producer of little other use in that simplest form.

    That's enough to qualify for a inclusive global warming fix at all heat-reduction level goals as our prime one planetary problem...too much heat.

    Every bullet explosion adds to it..so no..plan B.

    Pressurized beyond normal water of course, and by natural forces rather than expensive pump systems in present use that achieve far less anyway.

    The macronomic movement towards electricity use increases for going green, now increase the demand side to make the niche it needed.

    So in other words, it's time is now, although an old known condition only providing unwanted competition for 76 years now.

    Depletions of electrical power from oil and coal conversion demands are providing the presnent openings for those items to be applied to fulfill contracted draws, and more projected past today's supplies also.

    Not a niche then, an exploding vacume in that market in fact.

    Small water-blasters move space debris like a ice blizzard at thousands of mph, and with real mass hitting the pieces.

    Take a look into our satalite belt right now and see the impending value of that for tomorrow.

    And as instantly produceable, tomorrow is an actuallity for having a handful from five miles down on it's way up for that process of clearing large areas of small, scattered out pieces.

    But it was only you that thought I couldn't take that bathysphere on that boat in that pic I had up, and not easily defend my mountain against even tanks...let alone mowing down humans, and even freezing them way down there at a hundred below zero also.

    A half-inch beam works better anyway, and lasts much longer with my on/off valve.

    So hey, I don't need that yet either....the city folk will need it first for damn sure.

    I mentioned that in Idaho, we grow and export 29 times our personal use, and so we have cow meat and gardens believe me.

    As for me and mine, we have 800 relatives here from 1858 forward and own lots of farms, ranches, or whatever we want each.

    I can walk in with my whole pack of kids and whatnot and fire any gun in their house...hit anything.

    If you are using a shotgun, they got too close and you are dead meat by then.

    So....since the cold motor system draws heat besides shoot people? Wallah!

    My best gun, or weapon if you will, becomes a world-saving device instead. And, by driving power plants etc and not slicing up attackers most say will occur.

    Well? They didn't/don't know of this old heat-drawing example from Beebe's experiments in 1932...for sure.

    Oh well, I told a few myself anyway...you for instance honey.

    And glad to see you survived Valentines Day...me too..fully intact too.

    Older women got a stronger bony-fingered grasp...hide for a week is what we old guys do..me anyway.

    Love you,

    David.
    Feb. 15
    Wow! You lived! To date for sure. I knew you would not die.

    However, you obviously don't knowmuch of the home remedys and the healing powers of Opium..and Morphine if the bad lungs won't handle the hit...coughing with a bad cold is not good.

    And adding Valium at 2 mm makes pesky kids seem like angels..."sure honey, here. take the car" type nice. You don't choke on the hits either with Valium first for opening meds.

    The last one is cod liver oil, which you ask for seconds by that time. You today's kids suffer uselessly...opps..needlessly.

    I still prefer my memories of the intimacy of smoking the pipe in the closet with my feet up against the door going "no! I'm not comiing out until I am well..go away!" And so forth...The dark is good for my head too.

    So the kids sniff the cracks under the doormaking accusations, and when I am finally well and can see in the dark?

    I open the door, and low and beholdeth us each other? Completely well all of us and feeling great.

    Pure miraclistic we thought, and just like heaven's magical promises...remember, our church members had it too, preacher approved.

    So like 1946, 47 to fifties. Sooo much easy then.

    Seemed like it anyway and no cold..period.

    An older remedy of course..Opium and morphine both were not illegal when I was little..most had both...for like "Dr. Feelgood" for a buck a bottle.

    Hey..worked like pure magic and dead people lived, danced...etc.

    We kept those kids nice and friendly in the olden days...now look what happened.

    Now, they cannot even be hung for any reason...it has fallen apart and real sick makes it visible...I'll bet.

    Not die is enough however...especially the old lady.....perspective of course.
    Feb. 5

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